Lassoes Megamieuwsel with spaghetti and pulls him into the croud, forcing him to defend himself

HAHA!
I'm prepared for that.....

*Whips out two king-sized carrots and pokes EnigmaZ in the groin with one , while bashing him on the head with the other , in a true Swashbuckler-fashion..*

So, how long does it take you to smoke a king-sized carrot then?:D

*Lobs fortnight old loaves of stale bread at Megamieuwsel*

That depends on the following:

1. If it is on fire and dripping plastic,
2. If whether or not you inhale

*Begins whiping both flapjack boy and Megamieuwsel with Super Rope licorice*

*Uses enigma Z as a shield to withstand the stale bread-barrage*

About 2.9882336767784555344 nanoseconds (give or take a billionth)

*With a swift , cat-crace-filled sliding move ,Megamieuwsel closes in on his new opponent and blinds him with the way overdue strawberry-cheescake he kept in his backpack , which also supplies convenient protection against the licoriche-flogging as a boon..*

Btw ; did you know "Flappy" is quite a popular name for christmas-rabbits?

Begins throwing the stale and now very dirty bread back at Megamieuwsel

"Here, Catch!!"

(off topic, but how do you become a "member" instead of a "newbie"?)

EDIT:

Nevermind... (this is my 30'th post)

WTF is a christmas rabbit?

*Moving with ninja-like speed, dodges both cheesecake and liqourice, emptying a large jar of aniseed balls on the floor just to keep everyone on their toes...*

Ducking once again , Megamieuwsel provide all the room , the breads need to continue their path towards "Flappy" and shoots enigmaZ with a plastic bottle of soda *

(OT : must've something to do with posttotals)

Tripping over the aniseed-balls , Megamieuwsel decides to make the best of the situation and uses the provided bearing for a rapid move towards the shower.(BRB)

(OT to "Flappy" : The rabbit that's on the menu for x-mas )

Returns fire with Vernors Bombs to both "Flappy" and "Megam"

lobs a cow carcass, bloated almost to the point of rupturing, into the room and yells 'grenade!' or 'lunch!'

Ducks Behind table to avoid cow guts, then fires Burger patties at Brain Drop

*Grabs a rancid cow leg and slaps enigma with the soggy end*

Grabs another rancid cow leg and begins swordplay with flapjackboy

This is getting reeeaaallly surreal now...

Parry, parry, riposte, thrust...