Dutch language help needed
 

Hey everyone, haven't been up here lately, but anyway I got a puzzle for dutch speaking friends what the heck does it mean?
Thank you.
P.S. If it is somethng that is not appropriate to display here please e-mail it to me, thank you again.

Dude, that's not dutch ! I can know, I live in The Netherlands.
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... he but weight a minute, maby it IS dutch. It think it's supposed to be :

Ik ga een presentatie aan u geven, bedankt voor U luistering. Dag

But not only is the spelling wrong, right now the grammer is just crap. So correcting that, it should read :

Ik ga een presentatie aan u geven, bedankt voor U aandacht. Dag

It say's :

I'm going to give a presentation now, thanks for your attention. Bey

But that does not make sense. As I would say in dutch:

Aan andere Nederlanders die dit lezen, snappen jullie hier iets van ?

It say's

To other dutch folks reading this, do you you have an idea what this means?

Thank you, keep them coming!

I would say the same as Schatoor.

Is it Dutch spelled so that English speakers can pronounce it perhaps?

Cuz when I try and read it like that it sounds like Dutch with a heavy American accent :)

HC

Where did you get this from?

I guess it is aimed to me, welp the thing is a dude talked to a girl on AIM and she said if he translates it he can get whatever he wishes, to be short he wants some a55 :D, so I just wanted to give him a heads up, and I know LQ'ers are all over the world, some are fluent in Dutch obviously, sorry I should've stated the reason in the original, so I hope you don't hold it against me for makeing a little use of your Dutch knowledge for such a stupid reason, LOL. :)

hahahahaha...oh that is funny!
And this girl is gonna keep her side of the bargain then?

Hahahahaha.....sheesh...what Dutch can be good for...

HC

Wow, that's one dude i'm jealous at. Do you know the girl? Is she good looking?

I really have no idea, they still are talking through AIM, and he wouldn't give her screenname, talking about appreciation, right? I do appreciate your help, but I won't score this one :D