Chuck Norris uses linux :)
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Chuck Norris is planning to release his own Distro... :D http://dearandroidlinux.wordpress.co...-chuck-norris/ Quote:
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I would like to use chucks linux too :)
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If that were true, how do you explain the Chuck Norris botnet?
http://linux.slashdot.org/story/10/0...Routers-Modems |
Probably Chuck Norris himseld never heard of it... 'cause when he does... the botnet's creator better run... :D
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Oh, running's no use...ol' Chuck will catch up to them in no time (literally). :D
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Why not make a Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan or Steven Seagal distro.
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I could see the first two, but Steven Seagal? That guy is such a hack.
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In Obamanix, when you try to use the 'mv' command, it automatically redistributes the file to all directories.
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I did not even know who Chuck Norris was until I read the wiki after looking over this thread. Is he a super human? In India, we have similar goof facts about Rajnikanth.
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@ Alexvader
I don't know If Chuck Norris uses linux or not, but I do know that Wil Wheaton ( i.e Star Trek: Next Generation) uses linux. |
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Hi... :) Nice to know... :) I bet it's Slackware or Arch... :) |
soooo geek :D :D :D
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When Chuck Norris plays video games, he only needs one life.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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if chuck norris used linux , windows would be to scared to put in it's how to's [how to remove linux] |
Chuck Norris managed to count to infinity... twice.
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Rajnikanth bought an acre of land with wells on four corners................. To play carrom :D
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Of course, if we're referring to Chuck at his prime. one life is more than plenty. :) |
Actually, Chuck Norris is an astute business man who has promoted and runs K1 or some such karate competition. He has parlayed his skills into a nice business and is probably a tycoon. I read somewhere that he also actively supports political party X in the US. Based on the types of films he acts in (Lone wolf McQuade, ranger etc)you can guess which party.
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't raise himself up, He pushes the Earth down. :D
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In fact, Chuck Norris went back in time and boinked Anne Torvalds, only Chuck Norris could produce offspring awesome enough to create Linux :D
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Chuck Norris does not support political parties. They get down on the ground and do fifty headstand pushups. Chuck does one hundred, with one hand.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. In 1991, Chuck Norris shot a 14 on an 18 hole golf course, falling short of his personal best by 2 strokes. Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. |
Chuck Norris is in the kernel because he scares viruses and malware away. Which is why they're rare in linux.
Instead they flee to windows because they have a nerd Bill Gates who can't do cool things like Chuck Norris. |
Chuck Norris' Linux does not need no stinkin' kernel. The silicon just does what Chuck Norris says, without any software at all, because it is afraid of Chuck Norris!
All the ones become zeros in Chuck Norris' computers, because, beside Chuck Norris, one is nothing. |
@Arcane: the Uncyclopedia, nice like the Onion for and by us... :D
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LOL, thanks for unearthing this.
My first thought on reading the title was: hmm, sure he uses CRUX, because real men and suffering something something. But Chux it is. It's probably very slow because Norris enjoys throttling so much (rimshot!). Variation: What if McGyver was a Linux nerd? |
They were going to name a bridge after Chuck Norris, but changed their mind. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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SIR CHRISTOPHER LEE
He was Dracula He was a Bond Villain. He was Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes. He was Death. He was Lucifer. He was Count Dooku. He was Saruman. He was Lord Summerisle. He recorded a heavy metal concept album about Charlemagne. He hunted Nazis during WWII. He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds, he told him he didn't have to imagine it. He's fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish: "moderately proficient" in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and "conversational" in Mandarin Chinese. Now, let's see Chuck Norris top that. |
Billy Jack
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Christopher Lee – certainly one of the very greats.
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