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cynwulf 06-01-2012 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by craigevil (Post 4684210)
oh crap does that mean I am in trouble.

Just don't start using FreeBSD or (some) people might jump to conclusions...

NyteOwl 06-02-2012 03:22 PM

Anyone who doesn't use something because they don't like a technical term is the one who's immature. Probably not evn Christian either heh

fogpipe 06-02-2012 03:32 PM

You know, i used to help out in my dads hardware business and i was never comfortable with the term "nuts" entirely too suggestive. I propose that it be changed to octagonal screwy bits. Unless of course anyone objects to "screwy" or "bits".

Randicus Draco Albus 06-02-2012 06:30 PM

Your idea is nice, but too late. Crazy people are no longer call nuts. They are now "psychologically challenged."
And yes. "Screwy" bits is offensive.:D
Your nuts example points to an interesting example of the stupidity of the issue. A small number of idiots find terms like daemon offensive, but not terms like header. Perhaps I am a little perverted, but the word "header" can be easily interpreted as a sexual innuendo. Why do these "Christian" zealots not complain about those kind of terms?

273 06-02-2012 06:46 PM

I think if one is to start finding computer terms offensive then one must start with "Master" and "Slave", heck, even "Primary" and "Secondary" are indicative of am abusive hierarchical relationship.
Then we get onto the salacious subject of "male" and "female" "ports" and adaptors...

gnashley 06-03-2012 03:44 AM

I think everything should just be called a 'thingy', followed by a long explanation of what the thingy is or does. That seems tp be the future of the English language anyway, where nothing means what it says and nobody is capable of saying what they mean by any means...

fogpipe 06-03-2012 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by gnashley (Post 4694307)
I think everything should just be called a 'thingy', followed by a long explanation of what the thingy is or does. That seems tp be the future of the English language anyway, where nothing means what it says and nobody is capable of saying what they mean by any means...

Thats funny :)

baldy3105 06-03-2012 05:10 PM

Is that thingy, as opposed to a whatsit? To be differentiated of course from a whojamaflip, a doin's, a jobby or a do-dah?

gnashley 06-04-2012 02:38 AM

Also distinct from do-hickey, thingamajig and what(ch)yamacallit. Thingys are those things that use for you-know-what. Note that the more intellectual types mostly use the alternate spelling: thingies. Commoners from some regions (ahem), may pronounce it as: 'fingys', and those from southern and western areas of elsewhere(other side of Pond) pronounce it as: 'thangs'.

Roken 06-04-2012 03:37 AM

On the 666/616 thing, I'm pretty sure the confusion is caused because it was calculated using an old Intel P4 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentium_FDIV_bug

brianL 06-04-2012 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by brianL (Post 4682713)
Deja-vu...again! Call them "thingies" - that shouldn't offend anyone (except sensible Linux users, but we don't matter). :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by gnashley (Post 4694932)
Note that the more intellectual types mostly use the alternate spelling: thingies.

Are you implying that I'm an intellectual? Well, I'm offended :cry: , but I've been called worse names...can't repeat them here, though. ;)
:)

baldy3105 06-04-2012 09:34 AM

So are people who look at Windows all day peeping toms? I call that disgusting. And as for hard drives, well!, And floppy? I see what you did there. RAM refers to memory? Really?

filth! you're all perverts....

P.S. just realized my laptop has a CD "slot" on it!!! Horrors! And all those sockets!!!

I shall have to stop using PC's they are just so disgusting!

cascade9 06-04-2012 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by fogpipe (Post 4694027)
You know, i used to help out in my dads hardware business and i was never comfortable with the term "nuts" entirely too suggestive. I propose that it be changed to octagonal screwy bits. Unless of course anyone objects to "screwy" or "bits".

No no no, we need an acronym. I suggest 'The Hexagonal Engineer-designed Naturally Useful Tightening System'.

Randicus Draco Albus 06-04-2012 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by baldy3105 (Post 4695169)
So are people ...
I shall have to stop using PC's they are just so disgusting!

:D
Nice.

dugan 06-04-2012 06:15 PM

Reminds me of this old gem:

Quote:

Tech Support: "All right...now double-click on the File Manager icon."
Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows, because of the icons, I'm a Protestant,and I don't believe in icons."
Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir. I don't believe it was meant to...
Customer: "I don't care about any Industry Terms. I don't believe in icons."
Tech Support: "Well...why don't you click on the little picture of a file cabinet...is little picture OK?"
c [click]
http://www.easydesksoftware.com/humor.htm


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