Microsoft is a funny one, every other day they're devils hunting software souls, every other day saints begging for mercy because they're hunted
what a joke.
There's (at least yet) a website (in Finnish) called Hikipedia (translated into English, "Sweatpedia") which has a lot of things to say, among others about Microsoft and Windows. Ok, it's far from reality, but can't help laughing
Quoted about Microsoft (translated so non-finns understand it too):
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Microsoft is, for now, world's suckiest and biggest company that creates computer software and porn videos. Microsoft was founded by Bill Gates, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Pamela Anderson in 1985, after a moist bar night. The motto of Windows is: "The bugs of tomorrow already today."
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http://hiki.pedia.ws/wiki/Microsoft
Quoted about Windows (translated so non-finns understand it too):
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Windows is an operating system like product developed by Microsoft, and is an essential part of a computer. It's named after the numerous security holes, "windows", that bogys can use to climb into the computer for a visit. According to Bill Gates, these "windows" have been made to cool down and ventilate the operating system.
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Originally Windows was developed to browse the joybox.
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http://hiki.pedia.ws/wiki/Windows
Ok, enough bad humour, but it _is_ humour after all.
Back to the real subject, every morning I wake up I just can't help wondering why the world is so slow, blind and foolish that they actually let things like Microsoft roll on, even tough the masses see it's going the wrong way.
