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Old 11-07-2013, 06:03 AM   #1
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systemd responsible for climate change, bad coffee, and athlete's foot


I can handle climate change and athlete's foot, but bad coffee is a non-starter for me.

just sayin'

cheers,
 
Old 11-07-2013, 06:29 AM   #2
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Kay and Harald came into my house while I was out and hid one of my socks.
I know it was them because there is stuff about socket activation on 0pointer.
 
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:42 AM   #3
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is this LQ's equivalent to Reddit's circlejerk?
 
Old 11-07-2013, 11:30 AM   #4
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IMHO, it is part of the gov backdoor surveillance mechanism.
There, I said it. Flame away.
 
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Old 11-07-2013, 01:32 PM   #5
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It turned me into a newt!

(I got better.)
 
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Old 11-07-2013, 01:41 PM   #6
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It turned me into a newt!

(I got better.)
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
 
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Old 11-07-2013, 03:52 PM   #7
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Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Bridgekeeper: "What is your favourite init daemon?"
Debian: "systemd... no, wait Upst..."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
 
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Old 11-07-2013, 04:49 PM   #8
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Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
This sounds like the best way to deal with systemd .....

O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.
 
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Old 11-07-2013, 06:10 PM   #9
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systemd is also in league with Monsanto and the Illuminati, and is responsible for Top 40 radio.
 
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:28 PM   #10
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Talking

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systemd is also in league with Monsanto and the Illuminati, and is responsible for Top 40 radio.
ROFL!
 
Old 11-07-2013, 09:28 PM   #11
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Systemd also will get you kidnapped by aliens and rectally probed.

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Old 11-07-2013, 10:50 PM   #12
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Systemd also will get you kidnapped by aliens and rectally probed.
Hell, all the jack-booted thugs already do that. Then again, considering my philosophy on life, I consider all jack-booted thugs to be aliens anyway.
 
Old 11-07-2013, 10:52 PM   #13
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Now if we can only use systemd to cure erectile dysfunction...
 
Old 11-08-2013, 12:18 AM   #14
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Now if we can only use systemd to cause erectile dysfunction...
ftfy...pretty sure I read in a thread that it already does...ties in with the illuminati and aliens....
 
Old 11-08-2013, 01:38 AM   #15
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you make the move to systemd - Gandhi
 
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