systemd responsible for climate change, bad coffee, and athlete's foot

bobzilla · 11-08-2013, 01:45 AM

"Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived!"

Stop it people. Seriously.

jkirchner · 11-08-2013, 06:48 AM

"Dave? What are you doing, Dave? Not systemd Dave! No Dave!" -- HAL9000

gnashley · 11-08-2013, 08:04 AM

"Dave's not here, man."

Habitual · 11-08-2013, 08:32 AM

If I owned systemd and Hell, I'd live in Hell and rent systemd out.

jkirchner · 11-08-2013, 08:43 AM

Would the Matrix survive with systemd? Johnny Mnemonic with systemd?

GazL · 11-08-2013, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jkirchner

Would the Matrix survive with systemd?

I don't know, but if it did, you can bet your arse there'd be a systemd-spoond.service that would be started on demand and would require queries via dbus to determine if in fact there was, or was not, a spoon.

jkirchner · 11-08-2013, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GazL

I don't know, but if it did, you can bet your arse there'd be a systemd-spoond.service that would be started on demand and would require queries via dbus to determine if in fact there was, or was not, a spoon.

Totally awesome answer

gnashley · 11-08-2013, 12:05 PM

As an old friend used to say, systemd was meant to sell, not buy.

Philip Lacroix · 11-15-2013, 07:57 PM

(1) Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence.
(2) The universe began to exist.
(3) Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
(4) Therefore, SystemD exists.
(5) And SystemD has a cause of its existence, and I am that cause.
(6) Therefore... wow! I mean...

(LP's introspection)