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11-07-2013, 05:03 AM
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Senior Member
Registered: Dec 2005
Distribution: Slackware
Posts: 1,135
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systemd responsible for climate change, bad coffee, and athlete's foot
I can handle climate change and athlete's foot, but bad coffee is a non-starter for me.
just sayin'
cheers,
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11-07-2013, 05:29 AM
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Senior Member
Registered: Sep 2009
Location: Yorks. W.R. 167397
Distribution: Slackware
Posts: 1,307
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Kay and Harald came into my house while I was out and hid one of my socks.
I know it was them because there is stuff about socket activation on 0pointer.
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1 members found this post helpful.
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11-07-2013, 05:42 AM
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Senior Member
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Outer Shpongolia
Distribution: CRUX
Posts: 1,510
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is this LQ's equivalent to Reddit's circlejerk?
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11-07-2013, 10:30 AM
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Registered: Jul 2013
Posts: 113
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IMHO, it is part of the gov backdoor surveillance mechanism.
There, I said it. Flame away.
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2 members found this post helpful.
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11-07-2013, 12:32 PM
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Member
Registered: Aug 2007
Distribution: Slackware64 13.37
Posts: 215
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It turned me into a newt!
(I got better.)
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1 members found this post helpful.
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11-07-2013, 12:41 PM
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Senior Member
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: West Virginia
Distribution: Xubuntu
Posts: 1,008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wadsworth
It turned me into a newt!
(I got better.)
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Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! |
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1 members found this post helpful.
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11-07-2013, 02:52 PM
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LQ Veteran
Registered: May 2008
Posts: 7,137
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jkirchner
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
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Bridgekeeper: "What is your favourite init daemon?"
Debian: "systemd... no, wait Upst..."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! |
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2 members found this post helpful.
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11-07-2013, 03:49 PM
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Member
Registered: Apr 2009
Location: Oz
Distribution: slackware64-14.0
Posts: 875
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jkirchner
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
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This sounds like the best way to deal with systemd .....
O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy. |
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2 members found this post helpful.
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11-07-2013, 05:10 PM
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Senior Member
Registered: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,444
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systemd is also in league with Monsanto and the Illuminati, and is responsible for Top 40 radio.
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3 members found this post helpful.
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11-07-2013, 07:28 PM
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Registered: Jul 2013
Posts: 113
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JWJones
systemd is also in league with Monsanto and the Illuminati, and is responsible for Top 40 radio.
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ROFL! |
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11-07-2013, 08:28 PM
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LQ Guru
Registered: Jul 2011
Location: California
Distribution: Slackware64-15.0 Multilib
Posts: 6,564
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Systemd also will get you kidnapped by aliens and rectally probed.
Last edited by ReaperX7; 11-07-2013 at 08:38 PM.
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11-07-2013, 09:50 PM
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Senior Member
Registered: Oct 2005
Distribution: Slackware 14.1
Posts: 3,482
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Systemd also will get you kidnapped by aliens and rectally probed.
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Hell, all the jack-booted thugs already do that. Then again, considering my philosophy on life, I consider all jack-booted thugs to be aliens anyway. |
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11-07-2013, 09:52 PM
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LQ Guru
Registered: Jul 2011
Location: California
Distribution: Slackware64-15.0 Multilib
Posts: 6,564
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Now if we can only use systemd to cure erectile dysfunction...
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11-07-2013, 11:18 PM
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Senior Member
Registered: Dec 2005
Distribution: Slackware
Posts: 1,135
Original Poster
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ReaperX7
Now if we can only use systemd to cause erectile dysfunction...
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ftfy...pretty sure I read in a thread that it already does...ties in with the illuminati and aliens.... |
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11-08-2013, 12:38 AM
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MLED Founder
Registered: Jun 2011
Location: Montpezat (South France)
Distribution: CentOS, OpenSUSE
Posts: 3,453
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you make the move to systemd - Gandhi
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4 members found this post helpful.
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