systemd responsible for climate change, bad coffee, and athlete's foot
 

I can handle climate change and athlete's foot, but bad coffee is a non-starter for me.

just sayin'

cheers,

Kay and Harald came into my house while I was out and hid one of my socks.
I know it was them because there is stuff about socket activation on 0pointer.

is this LQ's equivalent to Reddit's circlejerk?

IMHO, it is part of the gov backdoor surveillance mechanism.
There, I said it. Flame away.

It turned me into a newt!

(I got better.)

Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

:)
Bridgekeeper: "What is your favourite init daemon?"
Debian: "systemd... no, wait Upst..."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

This sounds like the best way to deal with systemd .....

O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.

systemd is also in league with Monsanto and the Illuminati, and is responsible for Top 40 radio.

ROFL!

Systemd also will get you kidnapped by aliens and rectally probed.

Hell, all the jack-booted thugs already do that. Then again, considering my philosophy on life, I consider all jack-booted thugs to be aliens anyway. :)

Now if we can only use systemd to cure erectile dysfunction...

ftfy...pretty sure I read in a thread that it already does...ties in with the illuminati and aliens....

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you make the move to systemd - Gandhi