The lack of responses are an indicator on how well known this topic really is... None-the-less, I have come up with a solution.
Following this guide:
http://www.linuxquestions.org/linux/...sario_Notebook
I noticed very quickly that the instructions don't mesh nicely with my platform, however all I did was this:
Processor type and features
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Processor family: from 'i586' to 'amd64/opteron/k8'
Local APIC support on uniprocessors: from 'y' to 'n'
...
further down this guide are things regarding hotplug support -- I don't think this has anything to do with ACPI, so I didn't touch it.
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General setup
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Advanced power management BIOS support: from 'm' to 'n' #In my opinion, this was the kicker
ACPI support
------------ #These options were already done
AC adapter: from 'm' to 'y'
Battery: from 'm' to 'y'
Button: from 'm' to 'y'
Fan: from 'm' to 'y'
Processor: from 'm' to 'y'
Thermal Zone: from 'm' to 'y'
Toshiba laptop extras: from 'm' to 'n'
So I guess the lesson to be learned here is, if you want ACPI, don't have APM enabled -- at all. I don't know if changing my processor type had anything to do with whether or not ACPI works now, but I changed it regardless.
I don't, however, have processor throttling enabled, so that will be my next task. Maybe I need to enable APIC (Advanced Programmable Interface Controller)? We'll see. I also got a nice shell script from the web that shows my battery level in the console, I will post it later while in Discrete Math
Thanks yall!
IntoX