...begins with me b|tching about having to put my shoes on. Seriously though, I've been flirting with linux for some time now. My first attempt ended in disaster
When I tried to install linux caldera (before the litigations began!) not knowing that my modem was a winmodem. This resulted in a sound beating from my wife, a chat fiend, who was suffering from withdrawal. She also taught our dog how to fetch using my cladera disks. Point taken.
My second attempt also resulted in a vigorous skull-rapping as a result a partitioning mistake which destroyed Windows. My oem refused to supply me with restore disks. I wont mention any names, but the initials are h.p.
Now I'm back and ready to try again. Recently we (meaning my wife) decided that since I insist on fiddling around with this infernal hobby, I am to be given a small allowance with which to purchase a "lab" machine. This way, I don't interfere with her surfing/chatting.gaming. also if I get angry and throw the tower off our balcony, it my loss and not hers.
And I only had to plead for six months.
