Hello everybody my computer just exploded.. and i do mean explode as in BADA BOOM heat, ozone, and me falling off my chair into an aray of sprite,smartz and beer cans and cracking my head on my book case. after comeing to I realized.. what the hell is happening to me.. I need to do more with my life and learn what I have felt has been an AWSOME OS sense I saw a group ov my "Big Brain friends" do things that I was like.. what in the, how in the hell did you do that.. and they said well.. (insert Upper and lower case 3 to 10 letter words) this did this that did that and if you didnt have this you needed that and well.. oh if you have this and this you needed this and this and this and if you had this this this and that .. you needed this this this and this and needed that..
and oh.. if you had this this this and this.. this this and this might not work... .. OK... I like complicated things.. like multi option games and all that.. but now I am begining to think.. feel.. Whoa.. ... this might be the ultimate online game... trying to figure out how to use Linux...

and do This this and this and that and this this OH.. and yea that and help others with that and this and that and OH THAT.
oh as you can tell I am not (yet) a member ov the cult ov webster (dont ask) or an acolite ( you know the people that do crossword puzzles ) so this syntac things is gona drive me NUTS and well I AM GONA TAKE YOU ALL WITH ME

.. anyway HELLO EVERYBODY
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