Nope, write one yourself. It's not that hard. I like PHP, but Perl is probably better.
There's also: Python, Ruby, Lua, etc...
I like PHP because of the huge amount of online help for it. And all the built in functions. Plus it looks and feels alot like C/C++.
(PS you'll wanna use the "preg" functions in PHP)
see
www.php.net for more information
