Kopete-SMS and a Millenium Checkup
 

Hi everyone. Just wanted you all to know that all of us up here are rooting for you. St. Pete is running a MySQL database to keep things clean and we use a nice networked group of Gentoo boxes to do our daily work up here. Man, those puppies are fast. They're optimized perfectly for our Athlon Zion processors. Trust me, it's sleek.
Oh, and in case you're at all concerned about the collective souls of a certain unnamed Redmond, WA software ubergiant, I'm here to set your minds at ease. Pete and I cleared a lot of room in the basement...

But alas! Eternal bliss is nothing if I can't SMS some of those sweet european honeys I do adore so much. I have found Kopete to be a fantastic piece of IM software, but you must understand that our IT division is a little behind the times (you guys need to get more over-the-hill programmers on staff so that we can stay up-to-date with your software. One deceased programmer a month is all we ask, KDE!) So could anybody do ol' God a favor and hold his hand through the SMS setup procedure, especially that pesky SMSSend prefix box... whatever that means.

Your help is much appreciated... and you will be rewarded ;)