Hi archtoad6,
humm translating this, it might loose all of its humour...
Here we go
"
You and me, we have the same problem , we cannot really count on our physics... Especially you.
Then if I may give you an advice: forget that have you no chance, go ahead ... On a misunderstanding it can work.
"
Taken from one of the best known comic french movie.
You can see this also to refresh your french:
http://toma.d.free.fr/Bronzes.htm
Salut!