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Originally Posted by unSpawn
You did say so your definition of either on-line or standalone needs working on or you're asking theoretical questions or you have the machine connected to a 'net anyway?..
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I'm still not getting this.
I have four computers which are NOT linked to each other locally; only to the outside world via the internet and even then only one or two at a time.
There are FAR too many misleading terms in computing for my liking:
An 'argument' is something I have regularly with my wife.
A 'socket' is where I plug the TV in.
An 'address' is where someone lives.
A 'mirror' is something I shave in front of.
A 'mouse' is a social rodent which has a faster breeding cycle than a rat.
A 'port' is where ships dock, or a fortified wine from the Iberian Peninsula.
'Memory' is what I have less and less of as the years go by.
A 'library' is where you go to be surrounded by screaming kids playing video games and renting CDs.
A 'client' comes to bankers or lawyers for advice on how best to get screwed.
A 'pipe' is either something you smoke or something that enables you to get water or gas or oil.
A 'shell' is something you find washed up on the beach.
A 'root' is a tap vegetable.
An 'image' is something you can *see*.
An 'executable' is a bank chief or a bent politician.
I could go on and on and on. But presumably by now you get the jpeg.
Yours in despair,
CC.