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Old 05-12-2004, 01:56 AM   #16
Dr_Snapid
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Top 10 commands on Unix/Linux being used by Windows user

1. Help
2. ???
3. damn
4. run /mywindowsapp
5. stupid command line!
6. work you stupid thing!
7. Bash? There's no need for violence!
8. AHHHHRRRGGG!!!!
9. CTRL+ALT+DEL
10. Take that you stupid OS! Give me back my Windows!
 
Old 05-12-2004, 05:01 AM   #17
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lol
 
Old 05-12-2004, 06:06 AM   #18
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I wonder, has someone already written a script which will compile this list for you?

Anyway, time to repost these I'd say:


Newsgroups: bit.listserv.giggles
Subject: UNIX commands (fwd)
From: "Aditya, The Hindu Skeptic"
Date: Tue, 31 Jan 1995 12:24:37 -0500


Funny Unix csh/sh commands:
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found


more at: http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/computer.html#unix
 
Old 05-12-2004, 09:51 AM   #19
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cd
ls
man
rm
mkdir
vi
su
cp
less
find
 
Old 05-12-2004, 08:02 PM   #20
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ps
lsof
ldd
dig
less
grep
ln
rm -rf /*
su -c
ls
find
 
Old 05-12-2004, 09:59 PM   #21
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ls
df
mv
cp
cd
rm
vi
ln
grep
less

In no particular order, of course
 
Old 05-17-2004, 12:39 AM   #22
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1.cd

2.su

3.make

4../configure

5.make install

6.tar

7.whoami

8.man

9.df

10.mv
 
Old 05-17-2004, 12:59 AM   #23
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lol@wijnands.

1. ls
2. cd
3. su
4. rm
5. mv
6. cat
7. tar
8. vim
9. ps ax
10. exit
 
Old 05-17-2004, 01:04 AM   #24
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less
cd
cp
mv
su
tar
rm (-rdf)
make
emacs
ssh

No order
 
Old 05-17-2004, 03:17 AM   #25
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reboot ...wait nm
cd /home/nixel/porn/hardcore/
ls -l
cd /boot;rm *
less
rm
cp
mv
 
  


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