Ｉ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｇｏｔ　ａｎ　ｅｅ　ＰＣ　ｔｏｄａｙ　ｗｉｔｈ　Ｄｅｂｉａｎ　（ｎｏｔ　ｓｕｒｅ　ｗｈｉｃｈ　ｂｒａｎｄ　ｉｔ　ｉｓ，　ｉｔ’ｓ　４．１１．１－２１　ｏｒ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｉｆ　Ｉ　 ｒｅｃａｌｌ）

Ａｎｙｗａｙ　Ｉ　ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ　ｔｈａｔ　Ｉ’ｍ　ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅｄ　ｔｏ　ｂｅ　ｔｙｐｉｎｇ　ａｌｌ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｔｕｆｆ　ｉｎｔｏ　ａｌｔ　ｃｔｒｌ　ｔ　ｏｒ　ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ？(seriously , that's how new I am to it)

Anyway I'm not a hacker or anything so I'm not trying to majorly edit my computer, I just want it for internet, music and word processing BUT the main music thing　Ｉ　ｕｓｅ　ｉｓ　ｓｐｏｔｉｆｙ　ａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｉｎｕｔｅ．　

Ｓｏ　Ｉ　ｇｏ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ　ａｎｄ　ｉｔ　ｄｏｅｓｎ’ｔ　ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ　ｌｉｎｕｘ　ｂｕｔ　ｉｔ　ｓａｙｓ　Ｉ　ｃａｎ　ｉｎｓｔａｌｌ　ｉｔ　ｖｉａ　Ｗｉｎｅ　ｓｏ　ｏｆｆ　Ｉ　ｔ ｒｏｔ　ａｎｄ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｉｎ　$ sudo aptitude install wine　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｄｏｅｓｎ’ｔ　ｗｏｒｋ　ｓｏ　Ｉ　ｔｒｙ　ｉｔ　ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ　ｔｈｅ　＄　ａｎｄ　ｈｅｙ　ｐｒｅｓｔｏ　ｉｔ　ｓｅｅｍｓ　ｔｏ　ｉｎｓｔａｌｌ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｋｉｎｄ　ｏｆ 　ｔｈｉｎｇ　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｅｎ　Ｉ　ｇｏ　ａｈｅａｄ　ａｎｄ　ｔｒｙ　$ ｗｉｎｅｃｆｇ　ａｎｄ　ｉｔ　ｄｏｅｓｎ’ｔ　ｄｏ　ａｎｙｔｈｉｎｇ　ｓｏ　Ｉ　ｒｅｍｏｖｅ　ｔｈｅ　＄　ａｇａｉｎ．　Ｉ　ｇｅｔ　Ｂａｓｈ：　ｗｉｎｅｃｆｇ：　ｃｏｍｍａｎｄ　ｎｏｔ　ｆ ｏｕｎｄ．

Ｓｏ　Ｉ　ｔｒｙ　ａｎｄ　ｉｎｓｔａｌｌ　ｗｉｎｄｏｗｓ　ｓｐｏｔｉｆｙ　ａｎｙｗａｙ，　ｇｅｔ　ｃｏｎｆｕｓｅｄ，　ｔｈｅｎ　ｔｒｙ　ａｎｄ　ｉｎｓｔａｌｌ　ａ　ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｔ　ｖｅｒｓｉｏｎ　 ｏｆ　Ｗｉｎｅ，　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｗｈａｔ　Ｄｅｂｉａｎ　Ｉ’ｍ　ｕｓｉｎｇ，　ｇｅｔ　ｌｏｓｔ．

Ｈｅｌｐ？ Be patronising, I have no idea what I'm doing.

go get latest Wine from www.winehq.org and install it.

then retry winecfg

Also, you don't type the $. If you notice the prompt says:
The $ is already there.