Ok well the absolute fastest processor out there today is the Pentium Xeon/Opteron 64 Processors from Intel. Second is the Athlon 64 FX-51. Now your looking with the Xeon to spend nearly 900 on the CPU alone.
THE BIG NEGATIVE with the Xeon is you will need to get a hardware weenie to custom rig a laptop for you to run it... because no laptops today have the proper mobo/slots for a Xeon.
The Athlon 64 and FX-51 are both supported on mobos that have made way to laptops. You can get the clocked down version of the Athlon 64 for about 500bucks in a 64M or mobile model... which is better on batt... but it sounds like you want killer performance so then you want to go with the flagship FX-51.
Now I've read that the Athlon 64's are supported under SuSE 9.2 and you can run almost everything, but with the majority of apps still based in 32bit land... the only increase you get is pure clock time. So MHZ...
If you need a smoking hot laptop box... and money is NOT an issue... definatly check out customizing something for yourself... You can get a tech to put it together for about 500 bucks labor and you'll have a bitchin rig...
Start out at Asus.com and check out the laptop chassis they have for sale. Pick the toughest one with the mobo for a Athlon 64 FX-51 and a good powerful GPU (probably a ATI 9600+ chip with 128mb vram). Then go grab 2 gigs of ram from Crucial, a spanky 5400RMP or 7200RMP 16mb Cache HD from Hitatchi/IBM, CD/DVD from wherever and take it to the guy to build. Make sure he's reputable and knows his stuff... then get a warrenty for a year on it parts and labor

and U should be good to go.
FYI... This method is WAY EXPENSIVE...
You really need to decide what is the most important factor in this. Is it:
A) POWER- if it is then go somewhere else cause laptops are just to restricting....
B) PORTABILITY- if so then you can go with a preconfig from someone like Sager... they have good fast machines...
C) 64bit Processor- if this is the major buying factor... do switch for a desktop. because 64bit on a laptop is insanity... don't expect to pull your AC off ur laptop cuz you won't have time to put her to standby before it shuts it's self off...
D) PRICE- because eventually it all comes down to dollers... What you have to spend and what deals you can work out.
But in the end it comes down to 3 topics with laptops:
PERFORMANCE, PORTABILITY, AND PRICE.
DECIDE THE ORDER OF IMPORTANCE BEFORE YOU TRY TO GET ANY HELP BECAUSE OTHERWISE WE JUST THROW USELESS INFO AND OPINIONS AT YOU.
Hope this helps.
- NeRMaTriX
