Did you search (LQ and ubuntu sites) -
very unlikely you are the first to see this.
Got a copy of Knoppix ??? - if not, get one, and always keep it handy.
Boot that (it runs from the floppy only - no disk updates), and see if that connects. It will ...
Open a terminal and issue
and see if anything looks obviously like a network driver. Else post the output here - someone will know.