Well, after following this guide on the Debian Wiki (Besides the obvious)
https://wiki.debian.org/KernelModuleBlacklisting, IT WORKS!
I have no clue how or why, but it
was blacklisted!
In any case, thank you.
I wish you the best.
(For any poor soul that happens upon this in the future and link is dead, here's a summary of instructions.)
1. Type "sudo modprobe --showconfig | grep blacklist" in the terminal
2. If the output includes "blacklist" and a name of your driver set (i.e. "blacklist amdgpu") that means the kernel module has been (for whatever reason) blocked.
3. Navigate to the respective directory (Mine was "/etc/modprobe.d")
4. Find the respective file where something was blacklisted and delete/modify it as necessary. (In my case, I sudo-rm'ed that bastard.)
5. The guide said to run "depmod -ae" with superuser rights (I don't know what this does, if your looking at this in the not-so-near-future, you might want to research this.
6. Run "update-initramfs -u" with superuser rights and reboot.
7. Save the world.