I downloaded the driver from nvidia, installed it (no patches needed, as seen in some howtos), and ran nvidia-xconfig, and it worked. Woop. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction, though.
But if someone is searching for a fix for this, and has the exact same setup (Sony VAIO SZ), don't add the modeline from the ubuntu on linux howto, because it will mess shit up until you reboot. Just go straight for the driver install. Driver's at
http://www.nvidia.com/object/unix.html
I installed it with:
# sh /path/to/NVIDIA-Linux-x86-1.0-8178-pkg1.run --extract-only
# cd NVIDIA-Linux-x86-1.0-8178-pkg1
# ./nvidia-installer -n
# nvidia-xconfig
replace the version number above with whatever the latest is ^