LinuxQuestions.org - I'm so sorry please help with wolvix

I realise this is
a) a very large request.
b) my first post ever (and a ridiculous request at that).
c) likely going to either be flamed to a crisp or just shrivel and die into postless nothingness...

I posted this in general to no avail

I cannot figure this out at all and dont have much time to work on this. I want to run wolvix on a 1Gig thuimbdrive. i have the hp formatter, i have syslinux and I have poweriso. What I need is an zipped up or iso'd OS that is basically <A HREF=<"http://wolvix.org/node/25">Wolvix</A>!
desktop with the games from Wolvix games added into its library I don't know if this can be done as I hardly understand this however If this can be done and then hosted somewhere where it would be ready to download and install with as little involvement on my part as possible (and directions for even mildly complicated things) that would be amazing. I know this reads as a lazyass copout and apologize for the ridiculous amount of work this is however I know how generous the opensource community is and am confident you can help me.

ps: explicitly clear directions are a definite plus...