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Old 08-27-2004, 05:13 PM   #1
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you know your addicted to linux when...


you know your addicted to linux when...

1. You have an iguana named SuSE
2. You have a Penguin named Tux
3. you refuse to use any PC that doesnt have linux on it
4. you boycotted microsoft products
5. you have created your own Linux Distro
6. you dumped your girlfriend cause she uses Windows
7. you make topics like these
8. people at school call you tux
9. you are the uber nerd and laugh at all the Windows using sissys at school.



heh... sorry, i dont know if this has been done, but its fun! heh....
 
Old 08-27-2004, 05:45 PM   #2
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Quote:
3. you refuse to use any PC that doesnt have linux on it
4. you boycotted microsoft products
6. you dumped your girlfriend cause she uses Windows
8. people at school call you tux
9. you are the uber nerd and laugh at all the Windows using sissys at school.
You know your arrogant and most likely don't have many friends if you do any of the above.
 
Old 08-27-2004, 05:49 PM   #3
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haha, these are just jokes man, fun! fun!!!!

someone continue!!
 
Old 08-28-2004, 10:56 PM   #4
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The following is a joke also:
You know that you're addicted to Linux when you experience a sexual attractedness to penguins .
 
Old 08-28-2004, 11:02 PM   #5
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when you carry a knoppix livecd in your pocket.
 
Old 08-29-2004, 04:19 AM   #6
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You dream about the new linux distros


sadly i dream about linux
 
Old 08-29-2004, 04:34 AM   #7
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When you meet a nice girl and when she asks your phone number you start giving her your IP address :S
 
Old 08-29-2004, 04:45 AM   #8
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When your come-on line is "So, baby, what's your distro?"
 
Old 08-29-2004, 06:29 AM   #9
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Who found out about me?
 
Old 08-29-2004, 10:39 AM   #10
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when you're sick, and you say:
"hang on, I'll do it as soon as the coughlozenge downloads... er... I mean dissolves"

when your'e supposed to be doing homework, but your online instead (on LQ, of course)

when you wonder if you could put linux on that.

t

Last edited by titanium_geek; 09-02-2004 at 07:49 PM.
 
Old 08-29-2004, 11:05 AM   #11
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When you see Penguin you think of linux....
I saw penguins yesterday in a local aquarium....
 
Old 08-29-2004, 12:05 PM   #12
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Re: you know your addicted to linux when...

Quote:
Originally posted by Jengo
you know your addicted to linux when...

1. You have an iguana named SuSE
2. You have a Penguin named Tux
3. you refuse to use any PC that doesnt have linux on it
4. you boycotted microsoft products
5. you have created your own Linux Distro
6. you dumped your girlfriend cause she uses Windows
7. you make topics like these
8. people at school call you tux
9. you are the uber nerd and laugh at all the Windows using sissys at school.



heh... sorry, i dont know if this has been done, but its fun! heh....
I qualify for #3, #4, #9, and I carry a Knoppix Live CD around.



"When you call up/e-mail a hardware manufacture and bitch them out for their poor or non-existance Linux support"
 
Old 08-29-2004, 01:33 PM   #13
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"When you call your girlfriend's dad Super User"
 
Old 08-29-2004, 02:53 PM   #14
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Whenever there's a pc in a movie or on TV, you look to see if it's running open source software.
You watched Lilo & Stitch just because of the title.
When using Windows you find that all your text documents end with ":wq" (while you grumble about forgetting to bring your liveCD).
You snicker whenever you hear "chord.wav" in the background.
 
Old 08-29-2004, 07:24 PM   #15
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When you m*********e to tux.
 
  


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