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Old 10-13-2003, 08:34 AM   #91
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When your wife comes to you in a teddy and you tell her to move away, you cant see the monitor.
 
Old 10-14-2003, 01:13 PM   #92
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...when you re-build your computer in a case with a window in the side, neon lights, round shiny IDE cables, too many cooling fans, huge CPU cooler and mount all your hard drives in removable caddies because they've got two lights and one fan each.

Then move on to thinking about a 4U rackmount case....
<drools />
 
Old 10-14-2003, 01:37 PM   #93
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When you get up from your desk chair there are mushrooms growing on the seat area that was covered by your sweaty no-shower for 3 days butt.
 
Old 10-14-2003, 02:24 PM   #94
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When did this thread get disgustingly leet?
 
Old 10-15-2003, 02:15 PM   #95
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you go to the Mac store and hack around using the command prompt in OSX and the store manager comes over with a very worried look on his face because you know more about what's behind the eye-candy than he does.
 
Old 10-15-2003, 02:17 PM   #96
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you will let your children start drinking Mountain Dew once they start programming, and that's the reason that they want to learn how to read.
 
Old 10-15-2003, 02:21 PM   #97
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you dream in bash scripts...
cat /var/dream > /dev/brain
 
Old 10-15-2003, 02:25 PM   #98
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...when you notice that flapjackboy has posted 302 times for his last two posts, needs some posts++ in there...

edit:
<later, after a refresh> Oh, it's working now.

Last edited by PsychosisNode; 10-15-2003 at 02:29 PM.
 
Old 10-15-2003, 02:29 PM   #99
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You're only jealous 'cos you're so far behind me...
 
Old 10-15-2003, 02:38 PM   #100
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So you are a flame addict then

Perhaps linuxquestions should have a dedicated "flame" forum, or arn't there enough servers on this planet?

anyway, back to subject:

when you can write a BASH script to replace yourself at work, including writing convincing replies to emails, etc. then go and skive the day off to do some more case-modding.
 
Old 10-15-2003, 02:43 PM   #101
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while at a hip party someones asks "Hey wanna burn one?" You ask if they have a blank CDR disk.
 
Old 10-16-2003, 02:26 AM   #102
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Quote:
Originally posted by orgcandman
...you lose something IRL and start wondering where in the hell the "find" command is

(I've actually thought that)

...you initiate conversations by yelling at the top of your lungs "Who has <insert other person's name>? Tell <insert your name>" and wait for a response.
This is hilarious.

-- When you're reading a book about psychology while half asleep, and start translating all logical inferences into C (yes Ive done this, when I get really tired hallucinations are common )
 
Old 10-16-2003, 04:39 AM   #103
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...when you laugh on posts in "you know you're using your computer too much when..."
i've noticed none of my friends (those affraid of computers) find this type of jokes comic...
 
Old 10-16-2003, 05:34 AM   #104
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When you look at the clock and it's 11:00pm and then you look a second later and it's 5:35am.
 
Old 10-16-2003, 05:48 AM   #105
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When you play a freeCiv game to find out for who you should vote in the next elections
 
  


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