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Old 01-16-2004, 08:15 PM   #331
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...When you turn down a classic biker movie staring peter fonda so you can get some work done on your linux box...
 
Old 02-03-2004, 05:28 PM   #332
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~when you are trying to figure out how to program sugar into your tea.

~when you are trying to
Code:
open (NEIGHBOR, "/$address$apartment");
@neighbor = <NEIGHBOR>;
close (NEIGHBOR);
foreach $neighbor(@neighbor){
    if (($neighbor =~/$a_hole/) ||($neighbor !=/$niceguy/))
        system("rm -rf $neighbor;cp $newneighbor /$address$apartment");
    }
}
~when you site down and actually figure out the code to the above.
 
Old 02-03-2004, 05:32 PM   #333
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..When you would rather date a Linux Geek, then the hottest chick at school...
 
Old 02-03-2004, 06:24 PM   #334
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Originally posted by Freakygeek55
..When you would rather date a Linux Geek, then the hottest chick at school...
I don't know...by definition a linux geek of the female pursuasion IS the hottest chick at school
 
Old 02-03-2004, 07:25 PM   #335
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... when your significant other posts in a linux forum that her spouse spends too much time here.
 
Old 02-04-2004, 04:20 PM   #336
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when you think your room is awfully dilent without the sound of cpu fans
 
Old 02-04-2004, 04:35 PM   #337
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Yeah, My Slack Box has 6 fans two of which are very high power, my box sounds like a jet plane taking off.

When you try this shell script:
echo "Starting little brother";
littlebrother > /dev/null &;
if;
pissing me off=true;
kill littlebrother;
if;
else;
sleep 20;
loop;

Last edited by Joey.Dale; 02-04-2004 at 04:40 PM.
 
Old 02-04-2004, 07:00 PM   #338
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Quote:
quote:
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Originally posted by Freakygeek55
..When you would rather date a Linux Geek, then the hottest chick at school...
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I don't know...by definition a linux geek of the female pursuasion IS the hottest chick at school
yes i never realy liked what everyone calls "hot", cuse they were too muhc makup and talk like barbie dolls and dont act much better, so yes, i linux girl would probly be more non-barbie-doll-kill-my-ear-with-there-high-picted-voice , wich is a good thing in my mind

now back to topic,
u know i been using a computer to much if ya rather date a female socket then a actual girl

u know you been using linux to much if ya try and pipe a picture of your favorite girl up that socket while making out with it
 
Old 02-04-2004, 08:03 PM   #339
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...when you are ticked that you can't wear a slackwear T-shirt, because Tux is smoking a pipe, and thats "against school rules"
 
Old 02-05-2004, 12:09 AM   #340
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...when somebody's massaging your back, and you say scroll down.
 
Old 02-05-2004, 11:30 AM   #341
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when ur teachers and parents are all talking to you for no reason and you say "stdout > /dev/null"
 
Old 02-05-2004, 07:04 PM   #342
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When you have to compile your dream before you sleep.
 
Old 02-05-2004, 08:11 PM   #343
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...When you change your desktop background daily, sometimes several times a day...
 
Old 02-12-2004, 03:07 PM   #344
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when you collect old computers just so you can put linux on them....
 
Old 02-12-2004, 03:26 PM   #345
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