How about advices to younger people? What is adviced to do and not to do?
Very general, maybe the thread will be fruitfull (useful) for other

OK, I start:
- forget smoking:
It kills the lungs, really, and you will have serious problems after several years. The lungs can get back a bit better after a 10 years period minimum stopping for luckily cases, but it takes very long time but still problems with suck the life and you will not live normally anymore (with breathing / lungs)...

Go for the jugular.

One of the wisest poems of all time is Desiderata:

As good as it was, an even better, even wiser poem followed, Deteriorata:
I can't think of any better advice to give to younger generations than this:PS:
I've never smoked (honest!) ...
but I can't believe it sucks any more life out of you than watching a full episode of "The Bachelorette"...

If you ever expect to succeed at anything, the first thing for you to do is to get the negative people out of your life.

When in doubt, whip it out.

If a problem has a solution, then do not worry about it, (just, work it out)
if it has not, then do not worry about it

AlexVader's first corollary to the Second Law of Murphy :

ROFL

Never whistle while you're pissing.
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There are people out there who wish to hack you (as in haxxor), and they probably have done so already. They exploit your weaknesses, your ignorance, your emotions, and you don't even know it. You have already been hacked in many different ways. If you wish to save yourself doubt everything you hear and see and breathe, really do question everything (and not like the science/discovery channel, they don't do s***, nor like $ony which had this motto for a while as well). Especially question those things that are driven the hardest, the things they pound into your head with a jackhammer or make laws to keep your thoughts on a leash. Start early, start now, because every day brings you one day closer to oblivion at their hands. They will never tell you the truth, but the truth is there plain to see with your mind's eye. Too bad your mind's eye is closed and you may live your whole life and die that way. The people who want you harm, you don't know who they are, they are shadows, but their influence and power is omnipotent. They poison your food and drink and mind from the day you are born to the day you die.

I like this quote from the game Demon's Souls on the PS3 (try it, but it's kinda hard):
"On the first day man was granted a soul, and with it, clarity. On the second day upon Earth was planted an irrevocable poison, a soul-devouring Demon."

It's pretty close, they wish to deprive you of your soul, or your clarity of mind and body.

"Die young; stay pretty"

I've done neither but am still working on it. *cough* *cough* [reaches for another cigarette]

Never take advice from anyone called Brian.
Never take advice from anyone from Oldham.

What about someone called Brain?.

Yeah, that would be OK. I'd certainly advise anyone to take advice from anyone called Brain.

Or somebody called Pinky

PS:
More good advice, from Bobby Zimmerman:

Troz! I love that show, and I have all three seasons on DVD. I wish Warner Bros. would get off their asses and release the rest of Animaniacs on DVD, as well as Tiny Toons. I need to also get the second and final season of Freakazoid.