I'll go with rokytnji's second variation, which is what I thought this thread was about, travel shortcuts.
A guy I knew decided to go into a new construction site to go straight across as opposed to drive the whole 3 sides of a square. Makes 1/2 sense because both entrances were paved about 3 feet, they did the curbing and entrances, and then left dirt, but the work trucks would go in there to build the houses and utilities.
Well that road was not really "car capable", and he went down there on a night when the fog was settling in like in a movie plot. Meanwhile he was on a date, trying to impress.
So he called me from one of the neighboring houses and described the area which I sort of knew. Me and my brother went driving to go find him. We came upon the entrance to that construction site and far, far in the distance we saw the backend of a car, tilted about 30+ degree to the right with the tail sticking far up. Clear it went over a hump and smashed nose down in a hole. But we looked and all seemed dead to the world, we mulled it over and I said, "I don't think that looks like his car. ..." My brother said, "Well, if it IS him ..." Both of us smiling, "HE'S SCREWED!!!" So we laughed and continued driving, went to the other side of that site and saw nothing. Drove around some more. All before cell phones existed by the way.
Eventually we went back for another look, and that time we got out of the car and walked in a bit and lo and behold someone came peeking out of the bushes and called out to us. It was him.
Well, we gave him and his "date" a ride back to civilization and the next day he got somebody to tow him out of there.
His date for that evening eventually became my wife.
Let's just say his shortcut attempt failed miserably!