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Old 03-11-2019, 09:23 AM   #1
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Very big chicken in microwave


Hi, the question is does it sound familiar to you? Or something like 'only children kiss mother'? The first the chicken in the title is really very, very - I would say unnatural big - and mother is ugly - I mean adult person may consider it very ugly? But in the same time mother is very well protected. Few only have direct access. Except children of course. If you have no idea what I am talking - it's OK. Also I would add: do you know persons eating chickens only?
 
Old 03-11-2019, 09:40 AM   #2
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don't count your chickens before they hatch... yo!
 
Old 03-11-2019, 10:22 AM   #3
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Wise words BW.

Are you saying this "chicken" is far too big to fit into the microwave, and/or that you should put it into an oven instead?
 
Old 03-11-2019, 10:28 AM   #4
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Either my last cup of coffee caused a rip in the time/space continuum and I am now in an alternate dimension, or this is the strangest thread ever
 
Old 03-11-2019, 01:54 PM   #5
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There are too many chickens to count. There are dozens farmers - farm not particularly big - but it is very expensive to run. So they need part-time jobs to earn enough resources. Oh, yeah, they all chicken-eaters. .
 
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There are dozens farmers - farm not particularly big - but it is very expensive to run. So they need part-time jobs to earn enough resources. Oh, yeah, they all chicken-eaters. .
Chicken today, feathers tomorrow...
 
Old 03-12-2019, 01:04 AM   #7
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There are piles of bones in the farm. Here and there. Rather disgusting.
 
Old 03-12-2019, 03:40 AM   #8
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No chicken soup for you.

Break a sweat up, and slaughter a fryer < 6 months old or so > . Boil water. Pluck feathers. Chop off feet from drum sticks. You are gonna grill em later for doggy chew toys. Gut the carcass and remove the offal. Wash everything thoroughly. Save the liver.

Boil up another clean big pot of water. 2 gallon or so. Clean water. Salt and Pepper t taste. Won't hurt to throw some chopped celery sticks. A few potatos. Spoon of cornstarch for making it a little creamy. Any other veggie substitutes ok depending on locale and tastes. Like pasta and peppers for spice, bay leaf, barley, whatever. I make home made spoon dumplings for mine.

Take a big knife and split your chicken carcass down the middle so the legs and wings are splayed out flat when you lay that bad boy down flat on a flat surface, Fire up a BBq grill. I use Mesquite wood in the desert. If you have one like I do. Go to your rosemary bush and cut off some branches. Splay that chicken out on your bbq grill. Throw the branches on top. If you have a big cast iron skillet. Use that. If not. Some sheet metal plate like a old computer case side will do. With all the paint burned off it of course, first.

Throw a few bricks or big rocks inside of frying pan, sitting on top of those branches, and start putting a good skald on that chicken. In other words. Cook it on high heat till the skin gets a little crispy and fat on the bird hits the fire.

Take the bird off the fire and and let rest and cool down. You gotta handle it again. Hope you washed your hands after touching that chicken during all the steps above. Since I said

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No chicken soup for you

I'll leave this off here.
Yeah My folks were peasents and farmers. I do my own cooking in the field also when roaming on my motorcycle.

Been known to break out a can of chicken breast , beer and few veggies, a few spices, bread, campfire, skillet, and get creative.

Microwave? Hah. Bunch of rookies with top ramen noodles. Salt city.
 
Old 03-12-2019, 04:24 AM   #9
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Amusing recipe. I should add that farm windows are covered by thick layer of dust with paper-cut flowers on them. I mean they are glued to window glass. Outside the farm looks dirty and abandoned.
 
Old 03-12-2019, 01:54 PM   #10
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no use the BBQ!!!
 
  


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