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corp769 03-14-2011 03:39 PM


"There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't."
I think that's the best yet :D

Jeebizz 03-14-2011 03:45 PM

Some madness perhaps:

"Madness takes it's toll: Please have exact change!"
"I'm just besides myself with schizophrenia!"
"Schizophrenia beats being alone!"


"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder."
"Incontinence Hotline: Could you hold please?"

corp769 03-14-2011 03:49 PM

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder."

Ha, I should say that the next time I work on someone's car....

Jeebizz 03-14-2011 03:53 PM

Oh man do it, just for the look on their faces... :D

Here's a rather philosophical one:

"What makes teflon stick to the pan?"

Rejected computer message: "Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..."
Rejected Aerosmith song title: "Eat the rich... The poor are tough and stringy!


"Don't question authority, it hasn't got a clue"

corp769 03-14-2011 04:03 PM

Rejected windows error message: "Error: FOSS detected, now formatting."

lupusarcanus 03-14-2011 04:41 PM

01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100111 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100001

corp769 03-14-2011 04:46 PM



PrinceCruise 03-14-2011 04:47 PM

$ sudo lspv -l hdisk1
password : ******************************

ERROR 4350:5677 : Isn't it too long for me, eat shit and die!

corp769 03-14-2011 04:49 PM

casper@ltp01[/home/casper/TEMP][15:55] - skdfksadbfksdfhgbadsfhgbdhfsgblkj
zsh - F*ck you, I don't do that.

lupusarcanus 03-14-2011 04:58 PM

When I first saw the title for this thread I thought of H_TexMex_H.

corp769 03-14-2011 05:00 PM

LOL I thought of him when I started to type the $.....

lupusarcanus 03-14-2011 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by corp769
Linux is dominant. Period.

There are three periods in that sentence. Wait, they are all in a row. That's an ellipsis...¹ WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

/end silly semantic pondering :p

¹Yes, I'm so pro I just did that.

Slackyman 03-14-2011 05:17 PM

PHP Code:

case $PRESIDENT in
exec PreventiveWar
"Yes, we can!"
exec BungaBunga & > /dev/null

MrCode 03-14-2011 08:03 PM

Why do I get the feeling that the mods won't let this thread last long?


Squirrel! :D

EDIT: "on-topic":


[mrcode@lappy486 ~]$ echo $RANDOM


Jeebizz 03-14-2011 08:12 PM


Originally Posted by MrCode (Post 4290908)



Flying Squirrels!

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