Silly, yet amusing forum game, again

Hi all,

I'll start by asking you to choose between two things. They can be, well ANYTHING. Whoever responds next will answer that, then present two NEW choices. And so on and so forth... You can play over and over again, but it's nice to see many different people.

It's kinda ridiculous, but amusing to see what people come up with.

Also, perry, please don't get this one closed

I'll start,

What will come first?

Longhorn or The Apocalypse

-Joey

The Apocalypse

AMD or Intel?

AMD

keyboard or mouse

keyboard

Night or Day?

Night (Light=Bad)

Mouse or trackball?

This game has already been done before. My favorite game ever had to be the 5 word per post story before it got crappy and died here. Of course games like this get out of hand and just mean like my options
Trackball

MPAA or RIAA

MPAA

Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton

desktop or laptop

Hell, no...Paris is skugly.

laptop.

can o' beans, or cannabis?

can o' beans

linksys or netgear

linksys

dirt or mud?

Mud, mud, I love mud.
I'm absolutely positively wild about mud.
I can't go around it, I got to go through it.
Beautiful, fabulous, super-duper mud!

Hot or Mild?

Hot.

Coffee or Coke (the drink)?

Coke

south park or the screen savers?

The older Screen Savers with Leo and Pat, not kevin and yoshi.

Linspire or Xandros