MS,Sun,Linux joke...
 

Three general IT managers, one from Microsoft, other from Sun and the last from Linux( generically.. ) meet at a conference in NY about developing OS. At a moment they go to the toillette to pee.
After the job is done, the manager from MS, washed his hands with a lot of soap, wiped his hands with a lot of paper and said:
"At Microsoft we are used to spare no resource to make a good job......"
The other from SUN, after the job is done, washes his hands and wipes them with little soap and paper..then he said:
"At Sun we were taught to make a good job, taking care of resources and get the best balance beetween needs and results"
The one from Linux finished his job, slammed the door and said:

"At Linux, we are taught not to pee our hands..."

Hope u liked it..
:p

So the Linux guys doesn't believe in basic hygene? That is a lame punchline.

Oh good, a chance to tell my movie theatre rest room story.
So, I am in the rest room, a guy walks in, plunks his popcorn tub on top of the urinal, does his business and leaves without washing his hands. Just think of the possibilities....

Maybe you could change the punchline so the M$ guy doesn't wash his hands but is commited to an initiative to improve the procedure.