Linux Jokes

brianL · 11-13-2009, 05:07 AM

I can type with one finger at a time, on Linux and Windows.

EricTRA · 11-13-2009, 05:20 AM

WOW, BrianL goes multitasking. Please write a howto!!??

brianL · 11-13-2009, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by EricTRA

WOW, BrianL goes multitasking. Please write a howto!!??

Haven't got the time right now, too busy practicing using two fingers.

XavierP · 11-13-2009, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brianL

Haven't got the time right now, too busy practicing using two fingers.

Be very careful, I tried to use two fingers once and lost several pints of blood!

EricTRA · 11-13-2009, 06:29 AM

Did this happen using one finger of each hand? Or two fingers from one hand? This is so confusing, I'd really appreciate a howto Brian.

brianL · 11-13-2009, 06:35 AM

Two fingers on one hand. It will probably be another year or two before I attempt using both hands, because that's real leet stuff.

XavierP · 11-13-2009, 08:34 AM

I used one finger from one hand and a finger from someone else's hand. Maybe that's where I went wrong...

EricTRA · 11-13-2009, 09:38 AM

Take note for self to remember never to let other hand join me on the keyboard.

brianL · 11-13-2009, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by XavierP

I used one finger from one hand and a finger from someone else's hand. Maybe that's where I went wrong...

Did this someone else donate their finger voluntarily?

EricTRA · 11-13-2009, 01:05 PM

Or was it an intrusion on your privacy?

XavierP · 11-13-2009, 02:07 PM

I am no longer prepared to answer questions on this subject. My lawyers will be contacting you all shortly. That is all.

EricTRA · 11-13-2009, 02:09 PM

Damn, just when I was starting to learn something brand new. Back to you Brian, where's that HowTo??

XavierP · 11-13-2009, 02:13 PM

I'll say this: my old typing tutor used to say "a great typist needs four things: skill, patience, a sharp saw and not to be too squeamish" - make of that what you will.

brianL · 11-13-2009, 02:20 PM

A meat cleaver is quicker.

brianL · 11-13-2009, 02:24 PM

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The brianL Typing HOWTO
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Poise your finger above the required letter on the keyboard, then jab downwards violently.

There you are, Eric.