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Old 07-24-2006, 03:22 PM   #1
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Talking JOKE : George Bush goes to school


George Bush goes to a school
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

“Bob”.

“And what is your question, Bob?”

“I have 3 questions.

First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?

And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh that’s right — question time. Who has a question?”

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. “Steve”

“And what is your question, Steve?”

“I have 5 questions.

First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?

Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

And fifth, Where is “Bob”? !!
 
Old 07-27-2006, 10:58 PM   #2
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Lol, Thats great. I happen to like Bush (more so than Kerry at least), but its still funny.
 
Old 07-28-2006, 05:28 PM   #3
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Up North in Canada there's a prime minister who is also quite funny.

His name is: Stephen W. Harper


Cheers.
 
Old 07-28-2006, 05:48 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by carcassonne
Up North in Canada there's a prime minister who is also quite funny.

His name is: Stephen W. Harper

Cheers.
(broken link)

Last edited by ErrorBound; 02-06-2008 at 03:06 PM.
 
Old 07-28-2006, 06:19 PM   #5
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Since you seem to understand French, check out the weekly TV show "En attendant Ben Laden" on SRC (Rogers 12) Wednesday nights at 20:00.

Cheers.
 
Old 08-01-2006, 03:29 PM   #6
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Up North in Canada there's a prime minister who is also quite funny.
Yeah, funny looking...
 
Old 08-06-2006, 06:44 PM   #7
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Bob is now enjoying the sunshine within a Cuban Naval Facility!!
 
  


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