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Old 12-02-2006, 06:45 PM   #1
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily  briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were  killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit  stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as 
the President  sits there, head in hands.

Finally,  President Bush looks up and asks, 
"How many zeros in a  brazillion?"
 
Old 12-02-2006, 08:18 PM   #2
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Been around for a while, but still funny

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Old 12-02-2006, 09:03 PM   #3
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LoL nice . here's one
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Your first time: As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile, searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed. He approaches you. He asks if you're afraid. You bravely shake your head. He's had more experience. For the first time his finger finds the right place. He probes deeply; you shiver. Your body tenses, but he is as gentle as he promised he would be. He looks deeply into your eyes and says to trust him as he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room. You plead and beg him to hurry, but he takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel tissue give way. Pain surges through your body. You feel a slight trickle of blood. He looks at you with concern and asks if it's too painful. Your eyes fill with tears but you nod to him to continue. He begins moving in and out with skill but by now you're too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something burst within you and he pulls it out of you. You lie there panting, glad it's over. He smiles at you warmly and says with a chuckle that you were his most stubborn, yet most rewarding, experience. You thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
 
Old 12-02-2006, 09:52 PM   #4
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Old joke but still a very nice one
 
Old 12-04-2006, 07:16 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by shrikant.odugoudar
LoL nice . here's one
Yeah, right.

I have had a tooth pulled exactly once. It was a wisdom tooth. Actually, I had three taken at the same time, just to get it over with when one started causing trouble.

This one tooth had a knot on the root. He couldn't get it out. Forget all this foreplay-type stuff; this guy had his feet braced on the chair and was pulling with all his might, while I had myself braced as hard as I could and was pulling back with all MY might.

When it finally came out, he lost his balance and fell over backward into the counter.

That one took a long time to heal.
 
  


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