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Old 02-19-2003, 10:43 AM   #1
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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

Old 02-19-2003, 10:56 AM   #2
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Why is the camel referred to as the "ship of the desert"?

It's full of Iraqi semen!
Old 02-19-2003, 11:11 AM   #3
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(Sorry again, that was really bad)

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Old 02-19-2003, 09:18 PM   #4
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oh ok.


Old 02-19-2003, 09:49 PM   #5
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

-- They taste 'funny'.
Old 02-20-2003, 04:11 PM   #6
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What is the definition of confusing?

20 blind lesbeans in a fish market.
Old 02-20-2003, 04:19 PM   #7
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Gay jokes!

Did you hear about the queer Irishman?

A queer man indeed! He liked women better than Guiness..
Old 02-20-2003, 05:48 PM   #8
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Errr????....I thought that this was supposed to be an intelligent forum. It's clear to me that people of all races, creeds, cultures and sexual orientation etc etc frequent these boards - since when did it become acceptable to make jokes such as these on a forum such as this? Mods - where are you? Surely now is the time to close a thread? I am truly offended! Fancypiper -shame on you!! You really are something of a child. Edward78 - get a humour transplant. You've offended me and several others.
Old 02-20-2003, 06:02 PM   #9
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No joke!

Attention all easily offended board members:

It has been brought to my attention that some of my posts may offend some persons. You can completely eliminate that possibility by using one of the features of vBulletin.

Click on the button labeled "Profile" in one of my posts.

A popup/tab will show up. In that window, click on Add fancypiper to Your Ignore List.

Now, you will not be offended by anything I say unless you deliberately click on a link to read an ignored posting.

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Old 02-20-2003, 07:55 PM   #10
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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
The instructions on the shampoo said rinse, lather, repeat...

Why can't a scientist tell a joke timing. (works best if you say the whole sentence fast...)

Well, they're no lamer than any of the other jokes on here...


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