Joke!
 

A poor man and a rich man where talking about what to get their old lady's for their anniversary.

rich man: I think I am gonna get her a diamond ring and a BMW.

poor man: Why get both?

rich man: So if she don't like the ring she can use the BMW to take it back.


poor man: Oh! good thinking.

rich man: What are you getting?

poor man: paused for a minute, then said a pair of slippers, and a dildo.

rich man: Why would you get that?

poor man: Cause if she don't like the slippers, she can go fsck herself.

lol

ok that was good.