I was thinking the way things are, we should add a few more distributions to the mix =)

vistapirated This is a live CD that doesn't allow you to do access the web, do work or play games or change anything It just looks pretty.

BushfpAV setup to be the most aggressive anti virus in existence. It will not only automatically obliterate any file that looks like a virus, it will delete anything that looks like a virus on every computer attached to your network. It will then log onto the world wide web and continue to obliterate anything that looks like a virus. If you set the domain to .oil.com it will act even more aggressively.


If you have any more ideas for distributions post them below!
Mohtech

My official source of info about distros and such is distrowatch. You might want to check some there.

I think the world has enought linux distributions to play with.

This was meant to be fun, not serious

LOL
woooot what a relief!
I actually thought that you were being serious.
I didn't see the tag the first time

What about

Slackora?
Debuntu?
Febian?
Ubudriva?
Manspire?

that sounds a little disgusting...

The logo would have to be a rainbow.

How about WinBSD? DebHat/RedIan?

I've had it with all these crazy distros and there little quirks and packages. I'm gonna create a distro thats nothing but a kernel. Thats it. No command line. No gui. No complications.

That would certainly reduce the amount of problems resulting from user error.

Newbie-User: "I can't start $PROGRAM."
Tech-Support: "Glad to hear that everything is working!"

distro that carries only window manager/s and one package managment software ... everything else is already on the machine itself ... probably equipped with some kind of live-updates on both "ends" ...


helps to cut down one possible silly flaming catergory but we still have one more to go ... never mind , must have faith ...


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One that makes me toast in the morning, seeing as their's so much of everything else. Novel AND practical.

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I would like to see "Offensive Firewall distro" that would use combination of Tor, Metasploit, and some fingerprinting tools and attack the attackers through tor using metasploit.

Payloads should encrypt the attackers hard, usb drives and throw the key away
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>> "One that makes me toast in the morning, seeing as their's so much of everything else. Novel AND practical."

no worry , dont have to be toasted ... just let those everything else be there and decides whether theres a need to bother about them much but normally there arent any need ...


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So what happens if everyone starts to use such a firewall?

Perpetual hacking?

Or would all accumulate into one big program, like Windows?

**takes stick and spanks anyone who tries to build or even thinks about building a new distro**

You geeks ENOUGH, let there be space for WINDOWS in the world

**pulls a heavy puff on the cigar..**