Step 1: Go buy a turkey.

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, or JD.

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.

Step 6: Take 3 more drinks of whiskey.

Step 7: Turn oven the on.

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky'

Step 9: Turk the bastey.

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey.

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick.

Step 17: Turk the carvey.

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch.

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

:) Thats a creative way of becoming a happier.

Creative meaning theres only 8,630,000 hits on google instead of the usual 40 mil for the other jokes on LQ.

I know. I don't want to be "a happier".. i am content with just happy ;) anyway what'd you search?

i giggled a sorch and copied a paste.

Prozac

that was really funny
especially as I just finished a glass of red
well done

floppy