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Old 11-09-2009, 03:23 PM   #1
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Talking Favorite Movie Quotes

Just want to know what is a favorite movie quote from the users here.

These are some of my favorite ones.

Johnny Dangerously (1984 - Michael Keaton, Joe Piscapo, Danny DaVito, etc)

Danny Vermin (Joe Piscapo)

"I've fulfilled a lot of people's predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag."
Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton - RIP)

"Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!"
Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

"The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously."

Lil (Marilu Henner)

"Did you know you're last name is an adverb? "
Roman Moroni (Richard Dimitri) (My favorite character in the movie, LOL )

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves. "

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Old 11-09-2009, 04:30 PM   #2
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I've never seen that movie, might have to pick it up sometime.

As for my favorites, "favorite" to me is a relative term, but I'll give it a shot:

From "Terminator 2: Judgment Day"...
Sarah Connor: "On August 29, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty f****n real to you too! Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it!?!?!"

Several good ones from "Jurassic Park"...
Dr Ian Malcolm: "The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me."
Dr Ellie Sattler: "I was overwhelmed by the power of this place; but I made a mistake, too. I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now. The only thing that matters now are the people we love: Alan and Lex and Tim. John, they're out there where people are dying."
And Dr Sattler's response to the assertion that Jurassic Park would be successful with better/more control mechanisms in place: "You never had control! That's the illusion!"

And from "The Shining"... (my favorite horror movie)
Wendy Torrance: [crying] Stay away from me.
Jack Torrance: Why?
Wendy: I just wanna go back to my room!
Jack: Why?
Wendy: Well, I'm very confused, and I just need time to think things over!
Jack: You've had your whole F*****G LIFE to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gonna do you now?
Wendy: Please! Don't hurt me!
Jack: I'm not gonna hurt you.
Wendy: Stay away from me!
Jack: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.
[Wendy gasps]
Jack: Gonna bash 'em right the f**k in! ha ha ha
Wendy: Stay away from me! Don't hurt me!
Jack: [sarcastically] I'm not gonna hurt ya...
Wendy: Stay away! Stop it!
Jack: Stop swingin' the bat. Put the bat down, Wendy. Wendy? Give me the bat...

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Old 11-09-2009, 07:14 PM   #3
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@FlGator81: You should, it is worth at least a rent.

Another one from Johnny Dangerously:

Romano Moroni

"You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"
Dumb & Dumber:
Harry: "Where's the booze?"
Lloyd: "I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin'!"
Lloyd: "Harry... Oh, come on, Harry. Cheer up..."
Harry: "It gets worse, Lloyd. My parakeet, Petey..."
Lloyd: "Yeah?"
Harry: "He's dead."
Lloyd: "Oh... Oh, man, I'm sorry, Harry. What happened?"
Harry: "His head fell off."
Lloyd: "His head fell off?"
Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."
Lloyd: "That's it. I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we got no jobs,... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!"


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