Buns of steel
 

Do you know how I know I got buns of steel?

A dog ran up to bite me.
So I turned around and squeezed my cheeks.
His teeth broke on impact.
Scooby is wearing doggy dentures.

You know Mr the funny part of this post is that your current post count is 666

:jawa:

Talking food gets cooked longer, and at a lower temperature. You just keep that in mind, biscuit.

Do you know how I got buns of steel?

I was in a pub and Chuck Norris walked in,
I said I'm better at mathematics than him,
So then he came up to me,
Wanting to kick my hiney,
But my but broke his leg and now he can't swim.

So, now you're telling us that you invented light and fluffy steel?

Or did you just go stale?

Either way, you're scaring the women and children with your light and fluffy ways. Cease and desist, I tell you! Cease and desist!