LinuxQuestions.org - Boudreaux's fishin trip

>Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night
>crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in
>his mout.
>
>He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs so he decided to steal dat
>froggie.
>
>Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real
>careful or he'd get bit.
>
>He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake
>din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm
>try'n to get hisself free.
>
>But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
>
>Well, Boudreaux pried his mout open and got de frog and puts it in his
>baitcan. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or his gonna
>bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib
>overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some draps
>into de snakes mout.
>
>Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and hs body go limp.
>Wit dat Boudreaux toss's dat snake into de bayou. den he goes back to
>fishin.
>
>A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin on his barefoot toe. He
>slowly look down and dare dat water mocassin was with two frogs in his
mouth.