Another Email Joke!
Today I got another joke in an email from a friend!! I hope you find it funny!!
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk. ” The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. “You can understand what I’m saying? ” asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. “Well, did you see this? ” “Yes,” motioned the monkey. Police officer : “What happened? ” The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. “They were drinking? ” asked the officer. “Yes. ” “What else? ” The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. “They were smoking marijuana? ” “Yes. ” “What else? ” The monkey motioned “Screwing. ” “They were screwing, too? ” asked the astounded officer. “Yes. ” “Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked? ” “Yes. ” “What were you doing during all this? ” “Driving ” motioned the monkey. |
Worth a chuckle.
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Ouch.
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