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hey,
the thing i always liked about this site, were the funny quotes about computers, here are some ex:
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
A computer is like the government, it never works unless you spend money on it.
ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und
vatch das blinkenlights!!!
user@localdomain: hack www.theBank.com --make-me-rich
Bash: Hack *** unknown command
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat."
The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect."
The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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