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10-13-2004, 08:41 AM
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Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Basque Country
Distribution: Fedora 14, Ubuntu 14.04
Posts: 434
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a little joke (nothing against women, just kidding)
A woman frying two eggs for breakfast...
suddenly her husband gets in the kitchen shouting...
beware... BEWARE!!! put a little more oil. MY GOD !!! you're cooking too much eggs at the same time !!! TOO MUCH !!! turn them !!!
TURN THEM NOW !!! we need more oil. MY GOD !!! WHERE are we gonna get MORE OIL ??? They're gonna STICK !!! beware ... BEWARE !!!
I said BEWARE !!! you ALWAYS ignore me when cooking !!! ALWAYS !!!
BEWARE !!!
turn them !!! COME ON!!! are you CRAZY ??? have you lost your temper ???
Don't forget the salt. You know you always forget the salt. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT !!! THE SALT !!!
The woman looking him astonished: WTF? you thing I cannot fry two eggs?
Her husband smiles and answers calmly:
- Now you know how I feel when driving you somewhere
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10-13-2004, 10:32 AM
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Registered: Oct 2003
Distribution: Ubuntu 7.04
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lol
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10-13-2004, 10:44 AM
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Carlisle, MA
Distribution: Debian 8
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:-D im gonna use that on the little woman now lol
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10-13-2004, 07:45 PM
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Senior Member
Registered: May 2002
Location: Horsham Australia
Distribution: elementary os 5.1
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ha. but guys do the same thing. a another version of the joke:
guy playing a computer game... say some violent quake game.
FRAG!! FRAG!!! the guys gonna shoot you. SHOOT!!! you idiot! WHAT are we gonna do NOW!? you gotta run then jump RUN!! you fool!!
The guys do the same thing to me when I drive. (then again so does my mother.)
lol anyway.
titanium_geek
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10-22-2004, 11:36 PM
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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: TX, USA
Distribution: Slackware
Posts: 385
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hehehe... nice joke....
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11-04-2004, 02:05 PM
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Registered: Oct 2004
Distribution: Arch
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lmfao
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11-29-2004, 05:55 AM
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Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Hull - England
Distribution: Ubunto and slowly switching to debian
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good one
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11-29-2004, 06:44 AM
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LQ Newbie
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: India
Distribution: suse-9.1
Posts: 3
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Is this linux questions group or some anti-woman group??
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11-29-2004, 06:51 AM
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Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Hull - England
Distribution: Ubunto and slowly switching to debian
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now i think its both but going more toward anti woman group lol
just kidding
i wunder if they are bringing a distro out for woman? oh Wait they have its called pen and paper or is that to complex for the other species! lol
all just a bit of fun, maybe it will be good to get some woman on hear and having a go back! could be fun but of course the men will win! lol
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11-29-2004, 09:38 AM
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Moderator
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Kent, England
Distribution: Debian Testing
Posts: 19,192
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No. We don't want members "having a go" at each other. It is too likely to be misconstrued - one man's joke is another woman's attack. We are all strangers here and it is too hard to show you are joking and mean it in type.
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11-29-2004, 09:45 AM
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Senior Member
Registered: Dec 2003
Distribution: Debian
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I agree with XavierP. This whole "Man - Woman - Linux" business sounds too arrogant and chauvinistic (on both sides and even in jokes). Jokes targetting a particular race, religion, gender, ethnic group etc. are likely to blow into a big flame war and all it requires is one person to post something slightly over the edge.
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11-29-2004, 10:01 AM
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Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Hull - England
Distribution: Ubunto and slowly switching to debian
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ok then, i can see it from that point of view, but thats why i said about a few woman on hear so it wasnt as bad
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11-30-2004, 02:31 AM
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Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Basque Country
Distribution: Fedora 14, Ubuntu 14.04
Posts: 434
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hey people, calm down..., it was only a joke. meant for a little laugh for everyone, also for women, and nothing else.
(at least I'm from the XXI century, where there's no difference between being a man or a woman, but the gender)
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