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Bucket of worms

Posted 05-02-2010 at 09:08 PM by Mr-Bisquit

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Michael, one of my brothers, is a few years younger than me and this concerns him when he was five.
Being extremely industrious for his age, Mike saw an opportunity in making money but didn't know how to go about doing it.
" Dig up some worms, " the old man told him, "and sell them for money,"
Michael took hold of this idea and decided to fill a five gallon bucket with worms and dirt. Taking his wares, he lugged it from house to house with no sales whatsoever....

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Finished, finally.

Posted 05-02-2010 at 08:46 PM by Mr-Bisquit

I did it.
Now I don't know what to do.
I feel dead and drained. My humor has gone somewhere else.

Give me a few moments.
No, I am not afraid of death or of dying.
I fear that I will not be able to correct my wrongs before I do.

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Depression sucks, again

Posted 05-02-2010 at 01:53 AM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags bisquit maker, change, dpression, timey

I'm taking celexa for it but it will still come on.
Take today, for example. Nothing wrong, really, just a little irritated from normal things. Now, for some reason, I just decided to give up on a project and went about asking to be banned.
It wasn't a gradual I-am-not-doing-something-right-so-I-can-not-take-it-anymore response it was from a hey-can-I-get-help-with-this to a sudden screw-you-screw-me-screw-everything attitude in less than a minute.
I'm writing...

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Just bad names

Posted 04-27-2010 at 04:51 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags bisquit maker, timey, wtf

Food Lion has a generic cereal named "Freaky Fruits."
I don't know about you but, I'm not going to eat a bowl of drug crazed transvestites.

Another one I saw as a child was "Buffalo Gas."
Someone made a song about it.
"Buffalo gas
Straight from the buffalo's ass.
Burns clean.
Burns green.
Raised on pinto beans."

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Sleepitation

Posted 04-27-2010 at 04:35 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags timey, wtf

Code:

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         l
           l
           i
          n
         g  /--------\
           | ZZZZZZZ! |
          /\_________/
to   sleep

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