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My Favorite LQ Quotes

Posted 09-03-2015 at 12:51 PM by Habitual
Updated 05-08-2018 at 08:09 AM by Habitual

Things that make me laugh.
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Originally Posted by TB0ne View Post
Get the hell out of my office and do your own work
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Originally Posted by onebuck View Post
I try to lead by example throughout my daily life, no different here at LQ. Sometimes my response can seem terse but not intended.
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Originally Posted by Randicus Draco Albus View Post
Unfortunately, in today's lazy society convenience supersedes all other factors: security, health, finances and common sense.
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Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
I have a problem knowing what a human being across from me is thinking.
Let alone how a alien thought processes work.
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Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
If the quote button was a rattlesnake. You'd be dead already.
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Originally Posted by jefro View Post
I think we need to monitor SE Tennessee, USA a bit better.
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Originally Posted by Thor_2.0 View Post
I use one tool: discipline...that and a debug strategy...errors will light up the room
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Originally Posted by grail View Post
Well of course missing information will make none of our supplied scripts work
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Originally Posted by cascade9 View Post
nobody gets a camera system to protect kittie litter.
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Originally Posted by 273 View Post
I think you may need to spend more time with your puppy.
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Originally Posted by sundialsvcs View Post
If there's a single "crucial life-skill" that I would suggest, it would be: "never stop studying, learning, and learning about, computer-programming languages."
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Originally Posted by sundialsvcs View Post
I'm thinking that you will probably wind up writing a small computer-program here . . .
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Originally Posted by enorbet View Post
May the Bird of Paradise poop on his birthday cake !
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Originally Posted by rjo98 View Post
Thanks. Since you both had the same "ugly" answer, i'll try that one first.
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Originally Posted by fogpipe View Post
The learning curve was more of a learning cliff
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Originally Posted by TobiSGD View Post
I recommend to disable voice notifications, otherwise you may end up with your computer yelling at you
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Originally Posted by Myk267 View Post
Unfortunately there's not a button for everything, so I end up using the terminal quite a bit, too.
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Originally Posted by carlosinfl View Post
DO NOT MAKE DATABASE CHANGES FROM THE FILE SYSTEM LEVEL. THAT IS VERY VERY BAD and makes pandas cry!
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Originally Posted by ntubski View Post
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Originally Posted by sundialsvcs View Post
Hey, why are we poundin' this fellow on the head, all of the sudden?

This ain't PerlMonks, y'know ...
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Originally Posted by TB0ne View Post
Learn the skills, communicate well, and work hard. If you don't like it, learn ANOTHER set of skills, and move forward.
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Originally Posted by John VV View Post
then spend the next ( 30 min to one MONTH ) editing the settings
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Originally Posted by ondoho View Post
i have the feeling i am being played, but let's try and answer this:
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Originally Posted by szboardstretcher View Post
Real bunch of experts here i see. I bet if I asked a simple question, people would jump all over it.

OMG, like, how do you make that backwards 'd'

I dont know why i bother with this forum. It fires at about a 1% answer rate.

Thats slightly lower than what you would get from a brain damaged monkey.
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Originally Posted by ondoho View Post
why did you all of a sudden get interested in it?
like there wasn't about 10.000 other distros to choose from.
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Originally Posted by ondoho View Post
(now i have to duck & run because jesus police is coming after me)
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Originally Posted by Tinkster View Post
the brain farts that you're crop-dusting the forum with are making it very hard to remain well composed.
Can't say it wasn't deserved.
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Originally Posted by kikinovak View Post
The dogs bark, but the caravan goes on.
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Originally Posted by jackcf View Post
I didn't even think of looking at the logs.
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Originally Posted by sundialsvcs View Post
I even picked out a name for it: mod_fastlane. But I have neither the time nor the expertise to write it.
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Originally Posted by Turbocapitalist View Post
Less talk and more doing.
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  1. Old Comment
    made my lunch.
    Posted 09-03-2015 at 12:57 PM by vmccord vmccord is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Thanks. I needed a smile.
    Posted 09-03-2015 at 02:53 PM by frankbell frankbell is offline
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    Since I make you grin.

    Revenge is best served after sex.

    Been there. Done that. To a ex.
    Posted 09-03-2015 at 08:51 PM by rokytnji rokytnji is offline
  4. Old Comment
    There was a short time when all my exes did indeed live in Texas.
    Posted 09-03-2015 at 09:32 PM by frankbell frankbell is offline
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    Originally Posted by rokytnji View Comment
    Since I make you grin.

    Revenge is best served after sex.

    Been there. Done that. To a ex.
    I think you have "issues".
    Posted 10-15-2015 at 01:31 PM by Habitual Habitual is offline
  6. Old Comment
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    Originally Posted by Habitual View Comment
    I think you have "issues".
    But don't need no stinking tissues. I may be big, bad , and hard to look at. But when I drop my pants. She will reconsider that.
    Posted 10-15-2015 at 03:00 PM by rokytnji rokytnji is offline
  7. Old Comment
    TMI
    Posted 10-15-2015 at 09:33 PM by frankbell frankbell is offline
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    Originally Posted by frankbell View Comment
    TMI
    Thats what my ex said.
    Posted 10-15-2015 at 10:39 PM by rokytnji rokytnji is offline
  9. Old Comment
    "Wrong site. Go to Google/Freelancer.com"

    "where is the end of the line?" Idk! UNinsert \
    ?

    "EXTREMELY CHALLENGING -- trying for MONTHS to ..." [cp -a/touch -r/d]
    "I once found a linux forum that actually assigns you a person to see your situation through, but now I can't find them."
    Posted 12-19-2016 at 04:02 AM by Jjanel Jjanel is offline
    Updated 01-06-2017 at 12:28 AM by Jjanel
 

  



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