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how do you keep the secret?

Posted 05-22-2024 at 02:05 PM by elbci

Ohhh, dear Lord, I'm in an respite. They are going longer by now. About 45 minutes ago I even managed to drink half of drink of water. The silence... the panting was the only thing I could hear, and do - obviously. I don't have yet enough self-awareness to check but I have no doubt I soiled my pants long ago. And now again, it's been almost 30 sec since the convulsions stopped. I'm slowly regaining some form of cognitive cohesion, my dogs are quite agitated. I see them barking. I might even survi... Ahhhh.....
I fell asleep sometime yesterday in the afternoon, wake up in the night straight into another crisis, about 5 more hours of hysterical, long ago painful, laughter. I wake up about 2 hours now; yet till now I managed to just giggle for minutes on end, with relatively rare relapses of banging my head laughing. I'm ok! I pass the Gom Jabar! I a m n o w a L i n u x n e w b y! I feel the transcendence has happened already yet somehow I was expecting more of a feeling of completeness. It's there no doubt but it's also so much more. There's angelic beatitude of course but there is - paradoxically occupying the same infinite - a complete and rational sadness; for the billions who are not chosen. Billions who will never get it... The Exit Vim Jokes!

I, the Supreme
now get them!

Now, down to earth, how do y keep the secret? It's obvious now that being ashamed to be marxist, the "don't privatize math" ppl are a religion, I just joined. But the ritual of ascendence... wow.. I don't think I laugh so hard 5 times in my life... So how didn't I see the sitcom and the infodrama on history about ppl gettting the vim jokes? where is the Sartre quoting london multitransmedia play? The first rule of FOSS is you don't talk about the... Exit Vim Jokes?
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