Then:
Jovial Jerboa
Kleptomaniac Kangaroo
Licentious Louse
Megalomaniac Marmoset
Nasty Narwhal
Obnoxious Octopus
Paralytic Panda
Querulous Quagga
Rheumatic Rat
Silly Snake
Terpsichorean Termite
Utilitarian Unicorn
Wasteful Walrus
Xenophobic Xenopus
Youthful Yak
Zonked Zebra
P.S. That's one good thing about Slackware - we don't have to put up with alliterative animal appellations, or pixar produced personalities, for our release names.
