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Old 11-03-2007, 09:10 PM   #1
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LXer: I am a hacker, so I use Linux


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This is a humorous article. Here are many tips for you to become a true hacker.
For those who want to understand the c0wb0y spirit.</br>

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Old 11-03-2007, 09:56 PM   #2
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Uhhhh....

Yeah.
 
Old 11-03-2007, 11:12 PM   #3
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Wow. Dumb.
 
Old 11-03-2007, 11:14 PM   #4
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Old 11-04-2007, 07:58 AM   #5
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What a load of crap! Written by someone with an IQ smaller than their hat size.
 
Old 11-04-2007, 08:34 AM   #6
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Hahaha good for a laugh though :-) I like the part where he describes their IRC habits..

"A hacker primarily lives on IRC. Once your friends and your family will notice that you have changed, that you are not the same man anymore, you will have to spread the news on IRC and make news friends who will be assholes like you."

rofl
 
Old 11-04-2007, 10:28 AM   #7
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ROFL, very good one.
 
Old 11-05-2007, 03:43 AM   #8
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Sweet.
It does remind me of someone I know... and someone I used to be.
 
Old 11-05-2007, 08:49 AM   #9
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Wow I think my eyes are bleeding just from reading that crap. How is that news?

How To Become A Hacker
http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html
 
Old 11-05-2007, 10:09 AM   #10
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Wow I think my eyes are bleeding just from reading that crap. How is that news?

How To Become A Hacker
http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html
You just did a BANG, in the wall, head first.

haha, how can you dare playing your scientist about a humorous article !
Ridiculus ! Man, you are making this story even more hilarous, ow, I think you are now a part of it !

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Old 11-05-2007, 10:17 AM   #11
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Very funny.
I just wondered why you translate
"Evite la Red Hat"
in
"Try not to use Mandriva"

?



ah nevermind
 
Old 11-05-2007, 12:17 PM   #12
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Very funny.
I just wondered why you translate
"Evite la Red Hat"
in
"Try not to use Mandriva"
Red Hat was okay since this article is 10 years old. Public do not really choose to use Red Hat anymore (Fedora ?). The same way, I have also changed "Windows 95" for "Windows Vista".


ah, nevermind

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